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Veggi-being in the maw of its Earth exploratory vehicle. Oddly, the creatures and their machines do not appear out of place on N. 3rd Street, blending in with the shop-worn ambience of the cozy domiciles, aging sedans, and dusty trees.

I have, of course, alerted the San Jose media re these other-worldly invaders, and they have once again imperiously ignored me. It is possible that both the Mercury News and the underdog, scabrous Metro have been infiltrated by Mercurial invaders. Without question, the planet Mercury is behind this atrocity, and it is no coincidence San Jose's daily paper is monikered The "Mercury" News.

Food for thought.

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